(Borrowed from Anonymous via 4chan.)
One of the rules of the Internet is “there are no girls on the Internet”. This rule does not mean what you think it means.
In real life, people like you for being a girl. Guys want to fuck you, so they pay attention to you and pretend to be interested in what you say, perhaps suggesting that you are smart or clever. On the internet, guys don’t have the chance to fuck you. This means the advantage of being a “girl” doesn’t exist.
When you make a post like “hurr durr, I’m a girl” you are begging for attention. The only reason to post it is because you want your girl-advantage back, because you are too vapid and too stupid to do or say anything interesting without it. You are thus forgetting the rules, there are no girls on the internet.
The one exception to the rule, the only way you can get your “girl” back on the Internet, is to post your tits. This is, and should be, degrading for you, an admission that the only thing interesting about you is your naked body.
Thus, the phrase TITS OR GTFO. There are no girls on the Internet.
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That… that makes a cold and terrible kind of sense.
The rule should be: there are no girls on the internet. there are no boys on the internet. we are all people.
Until it is like that, this rule is sexist because the implied assumption is that the inherent form of anon is a boy.
Also, girl privilege? The privilege PRETTY girls get from guys is more like a condescending insult or at best a choice guys make to pursue their mating interest.
I would like to point out that on the internet, guys are rarely made fun of for being guys. Jews, homosexuals, blacks, and women on the other hand are 4chan’s bread and butter. Even some cracker insults get in there. But stuff hurled at males for being males? Creep or neckbeard but those are more for being an internet nerd and presumably fat.
Misogynistic bullshit written by neckbeards.
Naomi. Enough said.